Accept Election – Elections Have Consequences

We all need a humor break in our lives from time to time. To that end, enjoy this one!

A young Irish boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money … he calls home.

“Dad” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing!

They actually have a program here in our institution that will teach
our dog, Jack, how to talk!”

“That’s amazing, “his father says. “How do I get Jack in that program?”

“Just send him down here with £10,000″ the young boy says ” and I’ll get him in the course.”

So his father sends the dog and £10,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.

The boy calls home.

“So how’s Jack doing son?” his father asks.

“Awesome, dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this — they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”

“Read ??”says his father.

“No kidding! How do we get Jack in that program?”

“Just send £20,000, I’ll get him in the class.”

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.

At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither
talk, nor read.

So he shoots the dog!!!

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

“Where’s Jack? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Dad” the boy says, “I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jack was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does.
Then Jack turned to me and asked, “So, is your father still having an affair with that pretty lady Rachel who lives down the street ?”

The father went white and exclaimed … “I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!”

“I sure did, dad!

“That’s my boy!”

The kid went on to law school and is now a politician… .

President Trump released a statement about CNN yesterday.

This is from a tweet that TED CRUZ posted:

“How far is Joe Biden going to stop the American people from seeing inside the Donna CBP facility? Biden sent a political operative from DC to block our cameras and even threatened another senator to obstruct legitimate congressional oversight.”

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WAKE UP AMERICA!! JOE BIDEN is SCREWING THIS COUNTRY OVER, AGAIN! He did it for 8 years with OBAMA, now he gets 4 of his own because for some fucking reason a stolen election in our country is a LEGAL thing now. 81 MILLION people did not vote for this CLUSTER FUCK of a MENTAL CASE installed President

The best way to enjoy Van Gogh’s painting “The Starry Night”
1) – Look at the spiral for 20 seconds without looking away
2) – Look at the painting fixedly
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Once in a while it’s great to just take a break from the onslaught of crap news and just laugh!

Well it looks like we’ve actually made some headway in Arizona once again, I guess we’ll have to see what happens with this:

I saw this picture and I read some text and thought…this man (just being real) goes from being a man to being a woman (their choice) and now they’re called a “person”?? Isn’t that discrimination?

If my daughter saw this in her bathroom swinging his or trying to find it with a magnifying glass she’d make sure he could win the Soprano contest of the Vienna Boy’s Choir the next time they had one.

“RACHEL” is a MAN, not a WOMAN. There are ONLY two GENDERS AMERICA! ONE MALE, ONE FEMALE. GOD MADE IT THAT WAY. MAN FUCKED IT UP.

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Okay so I thought I was bad at mathematics, just listen to old Joe here tell us how many people will get a vaccine and how many doses will be used for how many people. Dementia does this. 81 MILLION REAL people did NOT vote for this.

600 MILLION DOSES, enough to vaccinate 300 Americans. He didn’t say it once, he said it twice.

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