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Day of…SPACEX?

So I was discussing my recent post about the Day of the Tesla’s with a friend of mine and while sharing with them about that posting, something else came into my head…Elon Musk owns SPACE X. SpaceX makes ROCKETs…Rockets are computer controlled…so…what if…

The day was sunny, not a cloud in the sky near the launch pad. The countdown had been going for more than an hour and was ticking down bit by bit…all was looking nominal as they say for a great launch of what we were told was a satellite into space by SpaceX.

The company had been doing well, but recently had come under scrutiny of the government for certain…actions that it had taken in the marketplace, forcing out competition as well as some questionable trade practices. Once again Elon Musk was under a microscope even though he’d been cleared of the recent DAY OF THE TESLAs events, passing off the hacking of the systems there to some disposable employee who was now locked up in prison for 100 lifetimes.

TMinus 10 minutes to launch the announcer sounded over the loud speaker system…Elon was standing with some people discussing the contents of the rocket, what would happen in the next few minutes and what kinds of plans the company had for the next launch after this one, he was very excited because the launch following this one would introduce nanobots into outer space where they could set out to assemble the first BOT BUILT spacestation.

TMinus 5 minutes…all attention turned to the windows where the rocket could be seen on the pad with clouds of mist coming out of various pipes, all of this perfectly normal, things were venting as they should be, all was good or as the announcer just said…all systems nominal…

TMinus 1 minute to launch…final systems checks…30 seconds to launch…29…Main Engine start…25…all systems go…15 seconds…main engines at 110%…10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1….LIFTOFF of SPACEX FALCON 9 and the new satellite which will provide enhanced 5G network accesses across the North and South Poles of the planet!

Applause could be heard inside Mission Control, people were lining up to shake Elon’s hands as his smile was quite broad at the sight of the rocket climbing, climbing high into the clouds.

3 minutes into flight, Speed 12x the speed of sound…all systems still go…altitude…5 miles downrange…everything looks really good sir, this launch has been flawless as we had planned.

Elon looked at his Apple Watch Series 9 and smiled again as he saw a reminder flash across the screen “REMIND ME TO CRASH THE ROCKET” it said. He quickly dismissed the reminder, and excused himself to run to the restroom.

The crowd in mission control was still fixed on the screens there when moments later something completely unexpected happened. The rocket which had been flying without issues heading to space erupted into what appeared to be a ball of flames…but that’s what we were meant to think as signals to cameras went black, total signal loss.

Technicians were working hard to bring the video back on in, not sure what had happened, and then…to the horror of everyone in Mission Control…except Elon, the video flashed on just in time to show the Rocket speeding down from the sky and right into the White House, a ball of flame erupted and then the unthinkable happened, a massive explosion and a huge ball of fire followed by a mushroom….cloud…what in the…hell happened???

Then the video flashed and a news announcer came on the screen:

LADIES & GENTLEMEN….The President of the United States

WHAT!!! SCREAMED MUSK!!! I KILLED HIM!!! Elon yelled!! Him and that FUCKING SEC!!!!

The announcer continued “was NOT in the WHITE HOUSE when the bomb exploded”

The doors to Mission Control burst open and in stormed a TEAM of SEALS “EVERYONE ON YOUR KNEES NOW!!!”, Elon turned to run and BAM was tackled to the floor by the team lead who informed him that “Under orders of the President of the United States, you are hereby declared a traitor and are under arrest, you don’t get an attorney and you are being sent to GITMO RIGHT NOW!”

Musk was lifted up and you could see this evil smile on his face as he yelled out “KILL CODE “KILL ALL NOW” – that code took control of all computers in the building, launched a slew of rockets which sought out all TESLA facilities across the planet and destroyed them, it also commanded all TESLA autos to engage autodrive and to kill as many people as they could, as fast as they could…across the planet.

Musk was executed that day because as the President put it, he tried it before, he tried it again, and he’s not going to get a third time.

America was in shock at the destruction of the White House. A vigil was held that evening where the building had once stood, hundreds of thousands flocked there to be part of the event.

Somewhere far away, in a secluded bunker, the President and the first family (who were also not in residence at the time of the event) sat watching tv when the phone rang. The President answered and his face went pale as he listened…

“MR PRESIDENT, It’s ELON MUSK. You killed my primary clone today at GITMO…I’m BACK!”

 

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The Day of the TESLAs!!! You can run…or can you?

When watching the news a couple of weeks back there was an interesting story that came out which made me think…what if…what if there was a day on the calendar that we don’t know about that will trigger ALL TESLA autos across the planet to start on their own, engage auto drive, and go around hitting people until they run out of battery power.

When I first ran this across someone they said wait what??? and I relayed the story which I had seen where the guy is in a Tesla speeding down the freeway in excess of 50MPH while he was sleeping.

Let’s just say, because TESLA provides “Software Updates” to its cars from a central server, the server is hacked and a code given to the cars that says “on such and such a date…START UP, eject your charging cord and drive around striking and killing as many people as you can”.

What’s to stop that from happening? What if the server wasn’t hacked to make that happen? What if one night, let’s say ELON goes on a drinking/smoking binge, and decides, it’s time to do something about the SEC and their fines, screw them and those who sided with them. So Elon sits down and on his computer issues a “KILL CODE” which cannot be called back and sends all of his cars across the planet to wipe out as many people as he can to take revenge on those who’ve done him wrong over the years…

Yes I know that I’ll never be receiving a TESLA MODEL ANYTHING from TESLA after writing this, but it’s something that should be of concern.

Everyone knows the TESLA has a majority of its weight in the BATTERY compartment. What happens to that battery in a high impact crash. Does it explode?

What if 10 TESLA MODEL X’s were released onto an airport runway where they could “attack” planes that were filled with passengers, and maybe their batteries were all created with an explosive charge that would cause the battery to implode and then explode in a massive fireball, they would be sent onto the runway, would take out any waiting planes filled with people and then massive explosions would happen, taking out more and more people and there was only one person on the planet with the callback code…

ELON MUSK himself!!!

What if you were on a street and a phalanx of Tesla’s were driving towards you, scanned you, and realized you were armed and dangerous to their survival? Could you run? Could you hide? Could you hear them coming? They’re very quiet so…could you? I guess we’ll find out some day…or will we?

Something to think about as you get on the road tomorrow and drive around noticing all those cars which say TESLA across the back of them…

Be careful when driving in front of them, they may change their expression and their headlights might turn red and then…

DAY OF THE TESLAs!!!!!! EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK

(ok the previous textual diatribe was fully contrived and I am sure that this cannot happen…or can it…and no one in the SEC or other organizations is actually overseeing what someone as powerful as MUSK or others that make those things that “auto drive” around the roads on Planet Earth now. Perhaps…perhaps they should look a little deeper…)

This was really written to be something different than politics for a change of pace.

Enjoy your commute!

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Watch this video!

For some reason twitter is having a fitter over this one

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THE PICTURE that keeps being CENSORED!

Mr President!!! allow me to help share the picture that keeps getting censored by certain social media networks.

From right to left: HUNTER BIDEN (currently whereabouts unknown), Joe Biden (squirming every time a microphone gets near him), some guy with fucked up hair, and then the CEO of a Company that Hunter Biden was working with in UKRAINE for… $50,000 a month??? An energy company that HUNTER knew nothing about what they did, what they created, etc.

BUT REMEMBER AMERICA!!!! According to the words of JOE “I WANT TO BE IN YOUR SHED” BIDEN: “I never talk to my son about his business dealings”.

SURE THING THERE JOE033300000000000!!!!! #LOSER

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The Quest to Impeach Trump aka Liberal Lunacy

AMERICA!!! REMEMBER that this QUEST TO IMPEACH began in June 2015 when Donald Trump (Private Citizen) announced he would seek the nomination to become President. The minute he rode the escalator that day with Melania as private citizens to say that he was going to run for President & he utters those words that were said by Reagan, Bush, Clinton before him, how he wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, liberals exploded…or was that the start?

I believe if we dig backwards a bit we can find that the roots of this started even further back in time. Watch this video and you can see the looks on Trump’s face, pretty telling, to me he has that “I’m gonna show you, you sonofabitch, just wait.

And then there’s this which a friend shared with me today after the video, it appears in 2013 as if Hillary was wishing her good friend Donald would run for office, but I believe he was planning to do so before then and was listening to every word she said when Benghazi took place, when other matters related to the US took place, and she didn’t do things in the best interest of AMERICA FIRST.

 Yes, Hillary got her wish. Donald ran and he kicked her ass up around her shoulder blades so badly that now he’s living on the Ponderosa in her fucking skull and holding massively YUGE rodeos in there 24x7x365!! She STILL has yet to accept the results of the 2016 election! Those results that she said “If you don’t accept the results of our elections, you are a danger to democracy”! Well…HILLARY!! It’s time to accept the results of the election BITCH!!!

So now in 2019…they’re really hot on the IMPEACHMENT TRAIL. Every chance she gets the hoodlum known as Maxine Waters froths at the mouth IMPEACH 45!!! Flapping her lips like the arms of a windmill in a storm. He’s committed all these crimes and things!!! But if you corner loud mouth Maxine, and ask “WHAT CRIMES?” the answer is the same “Well, you know what crimes!”. No, we don’t, tell us Maxine!!! what happens next is comical because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT says the same thing “NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW”. Well DEMOCRATS, if the law is so important to you, when will you adhere to it and have a FULL HOUSE VOTE ON IMPEACHMENT?  Because in order for an impeachment inquiry to be legal, it must be VOTED ON BY THE FULL HOUSE! ALL 435 MEMBERS and YOU DON’T HAVE THE VOTES!!

The TRUTH AMERICA is that DEMOCRATS are scared stiff that TRUMP is truly a tornado in DC and he’s uncovering all that they’ve been doing to AMERICA over the last at least 50 years and he’s going to ruin their chances of being re-elected, or respected, and that they may fear for their lives once this all comes out because voters will be pissed beyond measure. AMERICA WAKE THE HELL UP!!! OUR GOVERNMENT has been playing our country like a fucking fiddle and we keep voting them in and giving them the permission to do this to us!!! TRUMP was selected by people who yearn for AMERICA to be FREE from the chains of those who have been masters of our destinies for too damn long!!! It’s time for us to show them that WE THE PEOPLE HIRE THEM TO WORK FOR US!!! NOT the OTHER WAY AROUND!!

Today I created some things that speak to that freedom. Basically throwing a finger at DEMOCRATS and their manipulative bullshit!! Please go to this link, click on NEW RELEASES and see the MUGS and the SHIRTS that say IMPEACH THIS! LOSERS! on them. Buy them and let’s show the DEMOCRATS that WE THE PEOPLE WILL NOT BE SILENT! I’d love to have 1000 of these get sold and show up in DC at a RALLY or 100,000 of them SHOW UP on the CAPITOL STEPS and SHOW CONGRESS THAT WE THE PEOPLE SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP and WILL FOR a LONG, LONG TIME!!

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Before I go, if you know of someone who is wealthy enough to buy AmericaIsGreatAgain.com please direct them to the site and encourage them to do so. They’ll help VETERANS in 3 GREAT WAYS. 1 they’ll help a fund to be created to help missing Veterans with immediate resources to help find them. 2. They’ll help CODE OF VETS get a direct $1MILLION DOLLAR infusion of capital to help them with their missions helping Veterans with no red tape involved. 3. They’ll help me get my life back on track, finish a couple of books, and create a new book which will be dedicated to Veterans and will contain photos from Veterans who reside in all 50 states plus US Territories, and the proceeds from the sales of that book will be given to help Veterans across our great nation.

Thanks again for your time.

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BETO!! Oh NO YOU WON’T!!!

AMERICA!! You can now get the DIRECT VERSION of the shirt posted recently on twitter here. Click one of the pictures to visit the link to make your purchase. A portion of sales will be donated to the TRUMP 2020 campaign to help make sure that BETO THE FAKE MEXICAN is NEVER ELECTED even DOG CATCHER!

BETO! For one, YOU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT.

Next, What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you and your pipqueak mind NOT comprehend?

And lastly because if by some fucking miracle you did get the nomination and by some miracle did beat TRUMP and win, you would launch a fucking revolution by those who own the guns and over a trillion rounds of ammunition and just in case you’re not aware, it’s NOT the DEMOCRATS or the MILITARY owning them!

So, what you should do EL-FAKE-O-MEXICANO is SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! and just go away because AMERICA will not stand for you much longer. (and NO PUSSY that’s not a threat. That is a FUCKING FACT!)

 

 

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TJH PROJECT – The Journey Home Project shared by CodeOfVets

The @TJHProject  is a fierce veteran organization. This video was played at the @CharlieDaniels Patriot Awards Dinner last night. Code of Vets is in the video. SO PROUD! Watch and Share. We are a force #codeofvets !! 🇺🇸 ❤️ 💙 Watch this!!!

This was shared on twitter by @CodeOfVets

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New LOVE TRUMP shirt!

There’s been a picture out there circulating that is pretty foul in terms of language and so this one was created to energetically off-set that picture and the hideous shirt in it!

They say that LOVE TRUMPS HATE so…WHY NOT LOVE TRUMP doing the same thing to a FUCK TRUMP SHIRT!! Click either picture to order yours now! Order 1 or if you’ve got a group that loves TRUMP then order a dozen!

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If I’m elected…I’m taking all semi-auto guns! But releasing criminals from jail…

(This posting is laced with spanish so that I can be as big of a man as BETO EL-FAKE-O-MEXICANO  is. LMAO!!!! Translation provided by Google Translate, so if it’s screwed up, you know why)

Yes, that’s really truth being shared about DEMOCRATS running for the Presidency in 2020! AMERICA!!! WAKE THE HELL UP!! What we really need is a CRIMINAL CONTROL BILL!!! Keep reading & you’ll get to that part!

The Candidates for President who believe that they’re a better solution for America than President Trump is want to:

  1. TAKE ALL SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS from ALL CITIZENS. This means everything that is SEMI-AUTO which actually includes your kids NERF guns because those can be turned into weapons by creative individuals.
  2. They want to close PRISONS and release criminals onto the streets. We’re not talking about low end criminals, they want to close prisons that have a death row and release the hard core criminals onto the streets. They also want to reduce punishments for illegals who commit crimes. Just look at San Francisco that is releasing the guy who shot Kate Steinle dead while she walked with her father along a pier there minding their own business.
  3. They want to repeal the 2nd Amendment so that it’s illegal for anyone other than the Government and the Police to possess firearms of ANY KIND.
  4. They want to create MORE GUN FREE ZONES which are basically shooting galleries for criminals who will now just set up shop there to kill people because they know that you will be unarmed and it will be illegal for you to be armed.
  5. They want to write MORE GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION after doing all of this which means one thing: MORE MASS SHOOTINGS! How do I know? because every time the democrats float gun control legislation there is a mass shooting by a fucking DEMOCRAT WHACK JOB!!!

AMERICA you need to wake the FUCK UP!! ¡América despierta a la mierda! (doing my BETO IMPRESSION) and STOP THE DEMOCRATS IN THEIR TRACKS BY VOTING REPUBLICAN! y ¡DETENGA A LOS DEMÓCRATAS EN SUS PISTAS VOTANDO REPUBLICANO!


What we really need is a CRIMINAL CONTROL BILL! The shooter in Odessa had failed background checks and yet he shot the shit out of the town and killed a bunch of people until he was cut down by Law Enforcement.

What should be done IMMEDIATELY is:

  1. REMOVAL OF ALL GUN FREE ZONES – Instantly crime will go down because people will not know who is armed and who is not. You’re more likely to commit a crime when you know someone you’re attacking is not carrying a response weapon, but if you’re not sure, you’ll think more than once about being stupid.
  2. TRAINING CLASSES – for operation and maintenance of firearms. Small arms as well as rifles and shotguns. Instruction on ammunitions and when and where guns should be used and how they should be used properly. Not every shot fired needs to be a kill shot (yes there are circumstances where a kill shot is the only shot to render, but…other times you may need to simply wound to disable mobility of someone so that law enforcement can come and pick them up.
  3. TRAINING – in firearm selection is also helpful so that you can pick the right gun for you, and your circumstances. Not everyone needs an AR-15, but…there’s NOTHING that says you can’t own one. You can learn how to control this weapon and use it to take down someone should the circumstances warrant it. But being trained on what it will do, what it won’t do, and when to use deadly force are very helpful.
  4. 50 STATE & ALL TERRITORY OPEN & CONCEALED CARRY – Yes, that’s right! The ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA & ALL OF IT’S TERRITORIES immediately be granted OPEN CARRY & CONCEALED CARRY PERMITS for those who pass a training class in weapons operation, maintenance. Imagine the look of surprise on a criminals face when they come around a corner thinking they’re walking into a place where they can rob people only to find out that they’re  ALL carrying weapons and keep them loaded and ready so criminals no longer have the upper hand. CRIME WILL DROP.
  5. PERMANENT CEMENTING OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT – What this means is a special amendment to the Constitution that states that so long as the planet Earth exists and so long as the United States in the United States, the 2ND AMENDMENT CAN NEVER BE REPEALED OR ALTERED IN ANY WAY BY ANYONE!

and now the CRIMINAL CONTROL BILL!

  1. ANY CRIMINAL caught using a gun in the commission of a crime will be punished in a fashion 10x to 100x more stringent than someone committing a crime and not using a gun.
  2. IF a criminal kills someone using a gun and the criminal survives being captured, they will be immediately executed. Same day, after brief questioning on camera. All of their possessions will be sold and all funds received from those sales will be given to the family of the victim(s).
  3. Basically if you use a gun to commit a crime, you will rue the day that you decided to do that.
  4. The weapon that has been used by the criminal will be completely disassembled, visually recorded, all serial numbers recorded, and then the gun will be disintegrated into dust. That way the weapon has no possibility of being stolen from an evidence locker and reused in another crime.

AND that is what will start in an accelerated fashion to reduce the amount of gun crimes in this country.

LASTLY AMERICA!!! Have you ever noticed that the only time we have an increase in mass shootings is when DEMOCRATS ARE PUSHING GUN CONTROL? THEY have people who are programmed by the news media and their negativity to go out and do these shootings. It happens time and time again and it’s not stopping until we end their obsession with OUR 2ND AMENDMENT!!

ÚLTIMA AMÉRICA !!! ¿Alguna vez has notado que la única vez que tenemos un aumento en los tiroteos masivos es cuando los DEMÓCRATAS ESTÁN EMPUJANDO EL CONTROL DE PISTOLAS? Tienen personas programadas por los medios de comunicación y su negatividad para salir y hacer estos tiroteos. ¡Sucede una y otra vez y no se detiene hasta que terminemos su obsesión con NUESTRA SEGUNDA ENMIENDA!

One way to end this for at least another 4 years is to VOTE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP in 2020, VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS TO TAKE BACK THE HOUSE & TO INCREASE our MARGINS IN THE SENATE!! When you do that, you will ensure that they 2ND AMENDMENT is preserved!

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GOD BLESS AMERICA & GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP & HIS FAMILY and EACH OF YOU!

¡Una manera de terminar esto por al menos otros 4 años es VOTAR POR EL PRESIDENTE TRUMP en 2020, VOTAR POR LOS REPUBLICANOS PARA RECUPERAR LA CASA Y AUMENTAR LOS MARGENES EN EL SENADO! ¡Cuando lo haga, se asegurará de que se conserve la 2ª ENMIENDA!

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DIOS BENDICE AMÉRICA Y DIOS BENDIGA AL PRESIDENTE TRUMP Y SU FAMILIA y CADA UNO DE USTEDES!

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